When the orange-man hits, we hit back—with style.

Canada isn’t just the land of politeness, poutine, and picturesque landscapes. We are a nation built on strength, resilience, and a deep, unwavering pride. We’ve stood shoulder to shoulder with our allies in battle, built one of the most admired countries on Earth, and—lest anyone forget—we burned down the White House in 1812. Now, we’re standing up again. Because when an orange-tinted, thin-skinned billionaire tries to push us around, belittle our leadership, and threaten tariffs on our industries, we don’t just apologize and walk away. We crack open a stronger beer, throw down our hockey gloves, and remind the world why underestimating Canada is a terrible mistake.